oddbagel:

Me: reblogs cute picture
Me: the government is corrupt and wants nothing more than to kill you
Me: reblogs funny post

(via thebootydiaries)

platypusplayhere:

lordmeowdemort:

Funfact: your boobs contain two live lizards(one for each boob) which will hatch when it’s time.

i can’t wait

(via sorry)

garota-pervertida:

(via watchusfuck)

wishingformemoria:

wishingformemoria:

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

(via bummrd)

pvssyfuck:

(via kitty-batass)

volcainist:

when your mom makes you pose for a picture

(via humorrelated)

horrorgay:

I’m a simple man. I see a cowboy hat, I say “I wanna be a cowboy, Babey,”

(Source: poefinn, via forgave)

cryingbloodviolently:

tescosfinest:

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get

(via kenzzalexa)

plasmalogical:

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

(via energay)

spidergwnn:

ilysm (i love you spider-man)

(via softbigby)